Latest SMS Jokes & Text Messages

• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
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Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
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Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,

Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,

Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili

Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

World is cruel, Love is blind,
Lost in sadness, blurr in mind,

Heart is broken, flame had died,
Time has passed but why is he still not mine!

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Always ask God to give u what u deserve,

not what you desire.

Its bcoz your desires may be few,

but you deserves a lot!