Exam SMS / Text Messages

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,

Pass hote toh thik hai,

Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Rain of summer, snow of winter,

grace of autumn, glory of spring,

May beauty of every season

give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.

May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.

Good luck & all the best

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.

2 Difficult to Understand.

3 More Explanation is Needed.

4 Result is always FAIL!

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

It takes 15 trees to

produce the amount

of paper that we

use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble

cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p