Mehangi Jaga
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
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Aaj “TOM & JERRY” Ki Barsi Hai
(Pappu)
Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay
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News Reporter & Pathan
(Pappu)
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
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Main Tumharey Liye Sub Kuch Chor Du Gi
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!
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Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Jab Barish Hoti Hai
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
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Larka: Aik Larki Ko Chairte Huwe
<font face="Times New Roman">Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.</font>
<font face="Times New Roman"></font><font face="Times New Roman">Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????</font><font face="Times New Roman">Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.</font>
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What’s The Diff Between Dava & Daru?
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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