Aik Bandar Ka Bacha Apni Maan Say
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
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Press Down If U Think U R MAD
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals..
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2
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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
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A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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Zoo Walon Nay Dobara Pakar Liya Kya?
No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
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Aap K Haath Main Mobile Hai..
Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…
SMS ki achi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
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