Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Boy: ma baap

Girl:Yes

Boy: khana penna

Girl: Yes

Boy: sari dunya

Girl: Yes

Boy:Star Plus

Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

Excuse me…..

What is ur sms account no.??

I want to check…

Some error is there….

Kyonki sms jata to hai…

par aata nahi hai.

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…

Two lovers plan to comit suicide,

the boy jumped first,

girl closed her eyes and

return back saying “love is blind”.

Boy in air, opened his

parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,

usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k

liye inkaar kia tha.

Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

thi wo doctor k paas gayai!

Doctor: kiya howa?

Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi

ek “MEMON” nay choos

choos ker bura haal ker dia

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko

qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,

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ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,

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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!