Misleading SMS / Text Messages

By “double meaning or misleading sms” we refer to those messages which are twisted and tends to be different than somebody can think of.

Enjoy reading & rating these messages:)

Karay jao

Karay jao

Karay jao

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baysharmon ki tarah

SMS receive kare jao

Kabhi reply na kerna…!!

Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,

Hamaara dil,

Hamaara dil,

Hamaara dil,

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Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p

kuch log sari raat karte hain

kuch log bar baar kertay hain

kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain

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Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

My eyes detected

My heart reacted

Thousand were rejected &

Only you were selected.

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Because I needed a monkey

for an advertisement.

Woh raishmi balon wali,

Bhoori ankhon wali,

Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,

matakti hoi andhairay main,

tumharay paas ayegi

aur dheeray sai bolegi

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“Maiyooon�…

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Suno!

Aaj Aftari mein

samose bi thay

pakoray bi thay

sharbat bhi tha

kele bhi the

saib bhi the

angoor bhi the

Khujoor bhi thi

bas

aik tumhari kami thi

Kharboozay!