Zardari Ne Awam K Vote Ka Kesa Sila Dia!
(Mohsin)
Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
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Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia
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1 Anokhi Dua
(Mohsin)
1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k
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Any Party Which Takes Credit For The Rain
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
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The Return Of Phoolan Devi (bb)
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
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Bush & Musharaf Were Flying In A Plane
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!
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Mankind Will Never See An End Of Trouble Until
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.
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Those Who R 2 Smart 2 Engage In Politics
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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The More U Observe About This Politics Thing
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
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