Punjabi SMS / Text Messages

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,

Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

Massa massa si aayi maut

ik hor hii adchan pe gayi

oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi

saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi 

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,

sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,

akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,

khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda 

baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,

je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda

assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,

saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,

assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!